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A Mid Life (Isolation) Crisis

The hair frizz will flow,

Long, wild and grey,

The botox has worn off

So the mirror screams Shar pei

No pedicures in sight

And toenails do not shrink

No need to don a fur

I am now the missing link.

So when that great day dawns

And it’s safe to meet and talk

Will we recognize each other

Will we think the time has warped?

From our boardgames, memes and netflix

Our cybersex & blogs

We’ll drink until we’re blind

Then we’ll find someone to snog

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